So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.
The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:
- Is abnormally handsome.
- Does not know how telephones work.
- Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
- Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
- Doesn’t actually need glasses.
- Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.
I’m just sayin’, man.
Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O
HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.
Monster kink: something tall and terrifying effortlessly picking you up and carrying you as if you weigh nothing.
Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea
Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.
On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.
the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh
yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic
uuweweuundeheuhme
the digimon movie is really good
Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh
know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.
“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”
– Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’
in the movies people desperately trying to get rid of cursed and possessed objects, as if that crap isn’t EXTREMELY MARKETABLE
*cursed doll comes back every time you try to get rid of it*
*sells doll on ebay repeatedly*
Didn’t that literally happen with a cursed plastic duck in.. 2004/2005?
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No idea if it was recorded anywhere! There was this plastic ducky that kept appearing on ebay from each successive owner that had bought it, had a run of bad luck, blamed Ducky, and listed it with the whole story – plus their new bit.
Ebay banned listings claiming to be for haunted items ages ago.
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