The San Bernardino County Sun, California, December 5, 1936
A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England.
Doesn’t look safe for a mortal.
I’m gonna sit in it.
I’ve read all the stories, I know all the tropes. But you know what? I’m gonna sit in it anyway.
I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?
ever had bubble tea?
im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock
venom upon seeing the frog in peter’s mouth: eddie! another symbiote!
venom upon seeing
the frog in peter’s mouth: eddie
another symbiote
^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
This is the most predictable joke I’ve ever made I’m sorry
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